06.27.06
S.O.A.P (Snakes on a Motha’ F@&%ing Plane in a Nutshell).
’nuff said… Watch this movie, Sam Jackson rules the world!
06.09.06
Paris Hilton is Above the Law:
Here's paparazzi video taken yesterday of Paris Hilton backing into a parked car with her behemoth Land Rover. She stops for a moment, I believe she says something to the effect of "I didn't even scratch it", and then promptly takes off without so much as a note for the poor owner of the meager Honda Civic. She didn't even obey the stop-sign at the entrance to the parking garage. She just peels out of there:
I think I was 6 years old when I learned about fender-benders, and the exchange of insurance information. I was perhaps 10 years old when I understood that it was a serious offense to leave the scene of an accident. Perhaps Paris is under the impression that the photographers will give the Civic owner all the information he needs.
How is it this rich, ugly, flamingo can park in handicapped spaces, and pull off hit-and-runs? How is it that she feels empowered to pull stunts like this? Who gave this idiot a motor-vehicle license? At the very least, wouldn't you want to assess the damage to your expensive Land Rover? These are questions that will haunt my dreams tonight.
06.07.06
Britney Spears Might be Filing for Divorce.
According to KP international, Britney Spears is seeking legal advice about splitting up with the all-American-model-husband, Kevin Federline, an accomplished musician and thespian:
“Britney has already started seeing lawyers about splitting with Kevin,” a source close to the ‘Toxic’ singer told Britain’s News of the World. “She is serious about it and even though she’s pregnant she knows that she has to get things moving. It’s a very stressful time for her at the moment what with expecting her second baby.”
In Touch magazine is also reporting that K-Fed isn’t too happy with Britney’s choice of child-care employee. Apparently, Sean Preston Federline has a male nanny that’s buff, attentive, and buys Britney flowers. I suppose I might not be pleased with that situation either:
“[Federline] doesn’t like that this guy is taking care of his baby,” an “insider” told the mag. “He feels like Britney is throwing it in his face.” What’s more, Spears reportedly is redecorating her house, ditching Federline’s beloved black leather furniture in favor of a “1950s boudoir” look she favors. “She’s using pink, cream and apricot silk, lace and feathers,” reports the insider. “[Kevin] claims that he can’t think in the house any more and it’s affecting his music. [He] is complaining that the place is ‘some high-school chick’s bedroom.’”
I must say that I almost had a heart-attack from these revelations. Who woulda’ thunk that these two soul-mates could possibly consider a divorce? What — with their romantic, and prolonged courtship, to their romantic and fairy-tale wedding that we all had to stomach on their reality televison show “Chaos”. That, alone, should have suggested to us lay-people that this was a marriage made in heaven.
And what’s the deal with this “male-nanny”? Why would K-Fed feel threatened by a buff, handsome (well, strike that. I think he’s kinda’ dopey looking), attentive male taking care of his wife and child? I can’t conceive of that scenario.
What surprises me most, however, is that reports such as this are surfacing after the beautiful poem that Britney posted on her website about Kevin. Who’d have thunk it?
06.04.06
Nelly Furtado is Smoking Hot!
Nelly Furtado’s new album “Loose” has been out for a little while, and I have to say, her sound is amazing. I’ve been impressed with all of her work to this point.
What I’m even more impressed with, is how unbelievably sexy she’s become after having a baby! She has always been a strikingly pretty woman, but her curves are making my jaw drop to the floor! Her newly developed booty in her video: “Promiscuous”, alone makes me squirm with adolescent delight!
Here’s a couple of recent pics of Nelly Furtado in a bikini – case-in-point!:
Watch a clip of Nelly’s latest video release: “Man Eater” — she gets especially delicious towards the end!
… and a clip of Nelly’s hit song “Promiscuous” — the video that confirms her status as a sex-goddess!
05.27.06
Ghost-Rider is Going to be a Great Movie.
The new trailer for Ghost-Rider has just been released. Does anyone know who Ghost-Rider is? I vaguely remember reading this comic as a child, and am not it's biggest fan. There's probably 5 or 6 comics that should be made into movies before this one. Nicholas Cage could have done better with his choices in films, and this movie may prove my point; but judge for yourself:
Johnny Blaze, the stunt-man has a fatal crash (compounded by a secret agreement with the "dark side"), and miraculously lives.
Johnny Blaze discovers that he has significant "hot" powers as a result of his crash (because, let's face it folks, we're not here to see a story about his death).
There are demons in the world that want to destroy humanity (aren't there always?), and Ghost Rider is the "Spirit of Vengance".
Johnny Blaze falls in love with a hot woman (probably a hot-shot reporter) — who forces us to view multiple screen shots of her showing concern for Johnny's well-being.
We discover the legends and roots of the angel of vengance.
I dub you: "Ghost Rider" – (*cough, cough, cliche*), now that you have vanquished your enemies, you will be cursed to ride your bicycle looking for other demons forevermore (and we'll be cursed with multiple sequels, no doubt).
If you're truly interested in this movie, you can view the trailer here (Quicktime). Otherwise, you can take my advice, and wait until the DVD release which is probably a wise choice.
05.25.06
Paris Hilton Just Can’t Seem to Keep Her Clothes On.
Here's a clip of Paris Hilton's recent video shoot. In true Paris form, she can't for the life of her manage to keep her top on despite not having anything to cover, and using double-sided tape. Here's a couple of pictures from the video shoot. The last picture is probably NSFW, even though her attributes are more manly than feminine:
The video is funny on many levels. For one thing, Paris Hilton is actually creating a music video. Look at what she's wearing, if you look closely, you can almost see flamingos trying to mate with her. And finally, Paris Hilton is actually creating a music video!
Britney Spears is Modest, Appreciative… and Angry.
Yesterday, a new poem and picture surfaced on Britney Spears' official website. Following the poem is Britney giving us the finger (pictured left, d'uh!) with the caption "** This is for everyone who thinks they know me". Here's a couple of choice excerpts from that poem:
You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun …What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.You trick me one, twice, now it's three
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me!
I won't pretend to know exactly what's going on in Britney's life, or marriage, but if I had to wager a guess, I'd say it doesn't bode so well for poor old K-Fed. Unlike Jessica Simpson, somone would make a serious play for Britney in a heartbeat — no matter how much she tries to transform herself into a manatee.
Question is, who'd want a mangy, inattentive, dead-beat, wannabe-rapper? … What's that you say? I should watch MTV more often?
Here's some other pictures of Britney looking elegant:
